(Runs from room) Bender: And I'm late for my lsats.
But one planet was at exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays, but not be destroyed by them: Earth.
Bender : My God!(Proceeds to bend door) Bender finding Finn and Jake chained up in Mom's castle dungeon.Selfish dog!" Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?And: (As Bender is rigging the race via administering sedatives to horses in the stable) Wong jockey : Hey!I'll have to skip!Zoodiacs are a complicated example; the deck itself is certainly top-tier, but it's the engine, commonly splashed into casino promotion for new other decks, that is the real Tier Zero.
We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks.
The result was a variant with only one strategy allowed: the two flankers would help the Emperor ramp up his mana, then he would help them cheat out big monsters to send at the other team.(slaps Fry) Fry: (through tears) They're just responding to my personality!Also: Hermes: Professor, sprinkle us with wisdom from your mighty brain!I'm still technically alive!" Alternate Bender - "Bite my glorious golden ass!" "Now, now.I forgot we had changed places.The Duh-Vinci Code Bender dragging The Last Supper into the lobby at Planet Express.Manufacture paper, fabric, rope.Zapp Brannigan: Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun!) The crew tries to shock an unconscious Professor Farnsworth back to life: Bender: Your social security check is late!Leela's just changed a little.
(the coffin opens on it's own, and a stereotypical vampire pops up) Vampire: Bleugh!
The explicit sexism that occasionally pops up is hilarious.
Bender: (Makes frustrated grunts, his eye twitches ) Especially funny considering the very first thing Bender ever said to Fry was "Bite my shiny metal ass." Bender biting his own shiny metal ass.
Or this exchange: Melllvar : To determine who is more worthy of my fanatical devotion, I shall pit you together against each other in armed combat.